"FUUUU****K!"

I was just putting vodka in my freezer (obviously), but didn't close the freezer all they way. I bent down to get something from the bottom part of the refrigerator and stood up and gashed my skull on the still ajar freezer door. I instantly screamed, "FUUUU****K!". I then instantly realized that the straights are having pool party right outside my kitchen window and I am sure everyone not only heard but perhaps even saw me get scalped by my freezer. FML