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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Troll In My Laundry Room

I just went down into my laundry room in the basement of my building to retrieve my clothes from the dryer, and all of the lights were burnt out. Great. My building is a dump and also very expensive -- double fail.

As I rapidly filled my basket with my toasty panties in complete and utter darkness, I was terrified that the troll from the movie "Troll" was going to pop out with his ball and eat me.

If I remember correctly, that ugly little shit lived in the laundry room of some shit box apartment building, much like my own. I'm not a fan of laundry or laundry rooms or anything lurking in the dark as I'm bent over, so this was a real unpleasant experience. Time for bed!

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