One of several thousand reasons I am glad to no longer live in Orlando, Florida, or as I refer to it, "the armpit of Florida," is Lovebugs.
The disgusting, two-headed bugs (that look like they are using a double ended dildo, nonetheless) come out in sworms a few times a year and make it impossible and miserable to do just about anything outdoors. Forget trying to keep a clean exterior car wash -- these little devils and their acid filled bodies will rot the color right off your shit-box 1980 Toyota Corolla.
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