It has been as windy as a betch here in L.A. the last few days. My "roommate" and I were in the hot tub rubbing each other down when a potted plant tried to pull a blitzkriek on him as he sat on Grindr on his iPhone.
Too bad the tree missed -- I could have had rent paid in full for an apartment for a month all to myself. I never get anything that I want!
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