"I'm Covered in Piss, Man!"

Resident bff and beautiful songstress Shane A received this call today from a man trying to get ahold of an attorney at the agency he works for:

"I slipped and fell in a Wal-Mart bathroom. I'm covered in piss, man! I hurt ma-fuckin' self!"

Well, that certainly painted a lovely picture. Heck, if it were that easy to sue Wal-Mart and win, I would even throw myself down in one of their fecal-infested bathrooms. Sorry for your loss.