It's Pat!

I was with my trainer at the gym the other day and one of the other trainers came up to us with a delightful surprise -- he was training a real life version of the androgynous SNL character, Pat!

Well, not so delightful for him because she apparently reeked and was crying. Literally, she was crying. Apparently she cries in every session, not because she's fat (she is), but because she is so messed up. She even warned the trainer the first day saying, "Just to let you know, I will probably cry every time I'm with you, but it's okay."

How awful!