Happy Pride Weekend everybody! (ps that image seriously comes up when you google "gay pride.")
It is Pride Fest here in Los Angeles and if you're ugly and still live in the mid-west, you will probably be at Milwaukee Pride as well. I don't really care what other second rate cities are celebrating their pride, but I'm sure there are a few since everyone seems to celebrate their pride in June.
Long gone are the days when Pride was a festival or a parade to celebrate the pride of being a homo and fighting for equal rights. Now are the days of Pride Fests filled with guys walking around in leather harnesses with their assholes hanging out.
I am pretty sure that if this year is anything like last year, or any other year for the last 10 years, it will consist of guys walking around Santa Monica Blvd in their underwear, drinking straight vodka and or tequila, doing poppers, bumping coke, and cursing for anonymous, random sex in the back alleys.
Why say "I have pride" when it is so much more easy to just say, "I am a whore?"
Have a great pride weekend, socialites! You will probably do something disgusting, shameful and regrettable, so have fun doing it until you realize what you have done later.
Matthew
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