Desperate Much? WOW!

Check out some asshole's Facebook status. I'm not posting his name, but obviously he is very uncomfortable with himself and feels the need to name-drop, talk himself up and outright lie to impress others - aka he thinks talking like this will get people to like him. What a dick.

I took the liberty of highlighting the 6 big name-drops that made me sick. If you really are doing those things, awesome! But if you really were, would you be advertising it if you were also not a complete asshole? Ner.

"Jogging to Rodeo Drive to get the Gucci polished, Tiffany buffed, Louis cleaned and tightened then jogging home through Bel Air, and sending out emails for MUA work. It's a beautiful day in Beverly Hills! inception tonight with my beautiful man, and the girls! ♥ cells good. Txt it."