
The other night at Mickey's, this asshole was spotted walking around with his flabby asshole hanging out. Look at how his butt cheeks flap down like two pancakes, trying their best to hide his bacon hole. What.A.Disaster.
After spotting Prince Charming here, I made my way into the bathroom to mail a package. Like most bathrooms in L.A. nightclubs, there is a bathroom attendant who brings in a whole shit-load of crap for you to use in exchange for a tip. Well this attendant brought a product that should never see the light of a disco ball - LA LOOKS MEGA MEGA HOLD HAIR GEL.
LoL! I'd hate to see the rat's nest that uses this crap.

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