What a Nightmare

Holy.Shit.

I worked this afternoon and got home with about an hour to lay by the pool until I had to go to the gym to get brutalized by my trainer. During my time by the pool, I passed out like Michael Jackson after taking an elixir of sleeping pills -- it felt wonderful.

I woke up to the sound of voices suddenly only feet a

way from me. As I struggled to open my eyes and wipe the drool off of my face, I slowly realized what was unfolding literally three feet away from me -- a promotional photo shoot -- for porn. OMFG.

The girls were nasty as phuk and dressed like total hookers. What a couple of hot messes. I instantly got on my phone to pretend to be doing something, but was really taking a picture. (You're welcome)

"Go ahead," said the morbidly obese-rapist looking photographer, "take as many pictures as you want.

"Oh thats ok," I lied, "I'm just texting my grandmother."

THEN the ugliest porno girl got a brilliant idea"OMG will you take a few pictures of me with my phone?!"

I didn't respond because I didn't think she was talking to me and was also too in shock that three porn "stars" were now dropping their sarongs in the hot tub and getting spread eagle (sorry, I only took the one pic).

"I really wanna remember this moment here with the famous Lucky and Bingo porn girls!" she exclaimed to maybe me, but idk bc I wasn't paying attention.

So I reluctantly took a few pictures of her on her phone and then left without

saying anything.