Monday, July 2, 2012
@the_herp
So she has genital herpes, big deal? She's cool with it and so am I. Let's call her now, since she posted her cell.
Ruby Rod
This is the greatest thing eva. My brother sent me this pic of a remarkable person dressed up as Ruby Rod from the epic movie "The Fifth Element." Work.
There Is A New Announcement
You're basic.
If I were a parent (and thank THE LORD I am not), I would never allow my pre-teens to use a webcam and put videos of themselves on YouTube. Because shit like this happens. Hilarious yes, but his poor father must be dying inside.
I'm only 28 years young, but when I was growing up, webcams did not exist - and thank God, because who knows what I would have done. I remember being about 14 and at a sleepover, and we put our dicks inside the scanner and scanned them.
If I were a parent (and thank THE LORD I am not), I would never allow my pre-teens to use a webcam and put videos of themselves on YouTube. Because shit like this happens. Hilarious yes, but his poor father must be dying inside.
I'm only 28 years young, but when I was growing up, webcams did not exist - and thank God, because who knows what I would have done. I remember being about 14 and at a sleepover, and we put our dicks inside the scanner and scanned them.
LAPD Investigates Reported "Dookie"
A woman recently called the police to report a "dookie" in her Los Angeles home. In case you are wondering what a dookie is, it's a piece of shit. Human shit. And I find it marvelous that someone hated this lady so badly that they dropped a dookie in her home and then left. But really, what does she expect the LAPD to do with the damn thing?!
Here are a few of the best lines from the police audio that was captured by WeHo Daily. Click to hear the entire audio.
COP 2 - "Are you KIDDING?! She found a DOOKIE? A human dookie?!"
COP 3 - "If there is a dookie there, then take a picture of it and that's it."
And just for fun, here is a kitty with Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo from South Park.
Sunday, July 1, 2012
My Brother Is Posting YouTube Videos About Shitting His Pants
Just what the world does not need: my brother Greg posting YouTube videos telling the very detailed and graphic story of how he shit his drawers, to the visual of his Battlefield 3 gameplay. Unreal. However, it was actually a pretty funny story.
Black Liquid Stool
I was Googling "black liquid dye" to dye a pair of pants (lol), but before I could type in the word "dye," look what results automatically came up:
My Kind of Diet
I was at an after-party last night and the girls whose house it was had this dry erase board in their kitchen, outlining their Vegas Diet 2012 plan. This is one diet that I can get down with.
HelL.A.
This map compares the size of L.A. to nine other major US cities to showcase the vast size of the city. So if you ever ask me to take your ass to the airport for free and I outright refuse, this is why.
Wisconsin Wedding
This is a Facebook picture posted by a girl I went to high school with (go Terrors!) on her wedding day -- at McDonalds -- in her wedding dress -- getting a jumbo coke.
Well
Ummm CREEPY!!!!!!! Someone forwarded me a link to a blog where some sicko posts picture he took while slaking guys on SMB. Oh, and he got me too. He was so close to me, I'm surprised I didn't notice it and freak out. I guess I'm not as prepared for the zombie apocalypse as I thought.
Calling It Out!
"The Hills" official Facebook page posted this gala photo of Speidi and totally called out their deteriorating looks. ALL ABOUT IT!
Friday, June 29, 2012
SNL Dress Rehearsal - "The Californians"
I have not been able to stop watching this clip and quoting it all week - HILARIOUS! It answers the age old question that is the most common amongst us Los Angelenos, no matter where we are going or what the reason for our travel may be: What is the fastest route and is there any parking?
I.die.
This is actually the video of the dress rehearsal, which is far more fun to me because of how often the cast break character. The cast includes my favorite, Kirsten Wiig, and the cast's first opening gay female member from LOGO's "Big Gay Sketch Show," Kate McKinnon!
via nbc
I.die.
This is actually the video of the dress rehearsal, which is far more fun to me because of how often the cast break character. The cast includes my favorite, Kirsten Wiig, and the cast's first opening gay female member from LOGO's "Big Gay Sketch Show," Kate McKinnon!
via nbc
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